英语故事短文

英语故事短文

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1.英语小故事 一定要短

2.英语翻译牛郎织女的故事

3.英语故事短文

4.英语故事小短文带翻译

5.关于优秀的英语故事短文

英语小故事 一定要短

       小故事 短文

       1、an ear

       Jan earust after class，a teacher asked to a student"Boy, why have you got cotton in your ear? Is it infected? You look very pain," "No, sir, but you just told me everything my a ear went in one ear and out. so I am trying to stop it."

       翻译 耳朵

       “孩子，你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵？它感染了吗？” “没有，老师。可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进，一个耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。”

       2、 A MOLE, a creature blind from birth, once said to his Mother: "I am sure than I can see, Mother!" In the desire to prove to him his mistake, his Mother placed before him a few grains of frankincense, and asked, "What is it?' The young Mole said, "It is a pebble." His Mother exclaimed: "My son, I am afraid that you are not only blind, but that you have lost your sense of smell.

        参考译文：小鼹鼠和妈妈

        翻译 传说鼹鼠的眼睛是瞎的，可小鼹鼠却对妈妈说他能看得见。妈想试验他一下，便拿来一 小块香喷喷的食物，放在他面前，并问他是什么。他说是一颗小石头。母亲说：“啊，不幸 的孩子，你不但眼睛看不见，连鼻子也没用了。” 这故事是说，那些爱吹牛说大话的人，常常夸海口能做大事，却在一些微不足道的事情 上暴露了本质。

       3. The New Teacher

        George comes from school on the first of September.

        "George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.

        "I didn\'t like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."

       翻译 新老师

        9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。“乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗？" 妈妈问。 "妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6 。”

       4.Speeding

       A speeding motorist was waved down by a police patrol car. “I'm going to give you a ticket for speeding,” said the policeman, writing his note. “You've been driving over 60 miles per hour.”

       “Would you mind making it 100, officer?” was the reply. “You see, I'm going to sell the car.”

       翻译 超速行驶

       一名超速行驶的驾驶员被巡逻警车拦住后，警察一边做记录，一边说：“我要给你开一张超速罚单，因为你刚才的车速已经超过了60英里。”

       “警官，请你把时速写为100英里好吗？你知道，我正要打算卖这辆车。”

       5.The Thirsty Pigeon

       A PIGEON, oppressed by excessive thirst, saw a goblet of water painted on a signboard. Not supposing it to be only a picture, she flew towards it with a loud whir and unwittingly dashed against the signboard, jarring herself terribly. Having broken her wings by the blow, she fell to the ground, and was caught by one of the bystanders.

       Zeal should not outrun discretion

       翻译 口渴的鸽子

       有只鸽子口渴得很难受，看见画板上画着一个水瓶，以为是真的。他立刻呼呼地猛飞过 去，不料一头碰撞在画板上，折断了翅膀，摔在地上，被人轻易地捉住了。

       这是说，有些人想急于得到所需的东西，一时冲动，草率从事，就会身遭不幸。

        6.A Good Boy

       Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

       "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

       "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

       "She is the one who sells the candy."

       翻译 好孩子

       小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。

       “昨天给你的钱干什么了？”

       “我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”

       “她是个卖糖果的。”

英语翻译牛郎织女的故事

       儿童故事欣赏若穿插适量的与内容紧密相关的,孩子会在心中描绘出故事的世界,从而获得一种新的体验,下面这些是我为大家推荐的几篇。

        1:狐狸家的晚餐

       Mr. Fox good greedy, back home in the evening, he began to a distant call: "wife, the wife, what's for dinner tonight?"

       Mrs. Fox said: "ah, today supper, eat chicken --"

       Mr. Fox a listen to, immediately ran very fast, "wife, a wife, I love you, I love to eat chicken."

       All the members of the vole's house heard it, they envy.

       The next day, Mr. Fox quickly got home, he called in the distance: "wife, the wife, what's for dinner tonight?"

       Mrs. Fox said: "today, dinner eat bacon --"

       Oh, delicious bacon ah. Mr. Fox ran up and running is really good.

       Mr Mole heard this, he began to think.

       "Hello, Mrs., did you hear what?" said the fox, "they have good food, our home for dinner?"

       "We ah, corn's for dinner tonight."

       "Corn, hum, corn, I support the family so hard, just give me to eat corn. Madam, I would like to eat chicken."

       "Let's home no chicken."

       "I would like to eat bacon."

       "We're not bacon."

       "Then let's to starve to death, nothing at all!"

       "No, we have corn, beans, cheese, bread crumbs,..."

       "Well, what are you listen to the fox's house to eat?"

       Rats leaving home angrily, his backpack is out of the door. He said to them, you wait, I'm going to find some roast chicken and bacon.

       Mr Voles, directly to the fox's house. He slipped into the door, and saw a very big a piece of bacon.

       Oh, it's so sweet, he ran forward quickly. And behold, suddenly be a catch the fox.

       "Ha ha, good fat rats." Mr And Mrs Fox said, "a la hora wele you to bee our family dinner tomorrow."

       On the third day, Mr. Fox will go out. When leaving the house, Mr. Fox and yelled, "madam, what's for dinner tonight --"

       "Dinner today, voles eat delicious..." Mrs. Fox said.

       Oh, rats wife heard this, she cried. Heard the little vole, wept also.

       Why Mr Voles so greedy, so not careful, he will bee the fox's dinner.

       How to do? How to do? Rats, think of a way to house of *** all rats were called out: "mom, today what's for dinner?"

       Vole wife happily, loudly say: "today the dinner, drink, milk cows -- --"

       Wow. That's to drink milk. Fox, fox heard this, they all shouted sodium lauryl sodium lauryl: "milk, I want to drink milk --"

       "Don't go to, we eat rats." Mr And Mrs Fox fox said.

       "Drink drink..." Little fox was was.

       "e quickly move milk, sweet and fragrant milk." Rats wife says.

       Mr And Mrs Fox fox decided to go out to grab some back. Them out of the door, Mrs Voles hurriedly rushed into the fox from a nearby home, dad saved the vole.

       Ah, voles dad, please, don't leave home hear good.

       Wife today to prepare dinner, you must eat it happily.

        2:三个好朋友

       There are three butterflies in the garden. One is red, one is yellow, one is white. Three good friends play together every day.

       One day, they are playing, suddenly began to rain. The three butterflies wings are wet with the rain, whole body shivered from the cold.

       Three little butterfly fly to the red and the red flower said: "safflower sister, let's fly to hide under your leaves shelter from the rain!"

       Red flower said: "red butterfly e in and other fast flies away!"

       Three good friends together shook his head: "we are good friends, e and go."

       They flew to the chrysanthemum and the yellow flower said: "the chrysanthemum sister, let's fly to hide under your leaves shelter from the rain!" Yellow flower said: "the yellow butterfly e in and other fast flies away!"

       Three good friends together shook his head: "we are good friends, e and go."

       Then they flew to the white and the white flower said: "the white lotus elder sister, let's fly to hide under your leaves shelter from the rain."

       But white also said: "the white butterfly e on in and other fast flies away!"

       The three good friends or together shook his head, the white flower said: "we are good friends, e and go."

       At this moment, the sun grandfather see, quickly drive away the clouds, called the rain to stop.

       The sun finally up, these three good friends and dancing in the flowers play games together.

        3:姜太公钓鱼

       Squire name is jiang shang, also known as lu shang, is for novel, ji fa shang pletely. He didn't get the article Wang Chongyong, shaanxi WeiShui side a place in seclusion. There is zhou clan chang ***i.e., king wen of zhou*** rule of the region, he hopes to ji chang for his attention, and to establish a winner.

       Squire in the stream of hanging bell. Generally people fishing, are made with hook, it then has the bait of fragrance, and sink in the water, it lure the fish. But the squire's hook is straight, don't hang above the bait, don't sink into the water, and three feet high from the surface. He lifted the rods, and said to himself: "fish ah, don't want to live, if you like yourself take the bait!"

       One day, a firewood to stream, see too public not to put fishing bait the hook on the surface of the straight, then said to him: "the old man, fishing, like you in 100 also can't catch a fish!"

       Too public election for fishing rod, and said: "to be honest to you! 'I am not in order to catch fish, but in order to catch the king and hou!"

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英语故事短文

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       The legend goes that a poor young man who lived with an old bull was leading a hard life. One day the bull told him that there were some weaver fairies bathing in the lake, and that if he could steal their clothes,?he could have one of them as his wife. 传说一个贫穷的年轻人和一头老牛住在一起，生活很困苦。一天，老牛告诉他，有一些天界织女来到湖中洗澡，假如他能偷走她们的衣服，他便可以娶她们中的一个为妻。

       Another night before the fairies came, the cowboy hid in the reeds. When the fairies came to take a bath, they left their clothes at the lakeside. The cowboy found that the youngest fairy was so beautiful that he fell in love with her at first sight. He secretly took away her heavenly clothes while she was bathing. When the fairies finished bathing, they put on their clothes and flew away. But the youngest fairy was left behind because she had no clothes to wear, and without these heavenly clothes she couldn’t fly. 另一日夜晚，在织女们到来之前，牛郎就躲在了芦苇丛中。当织女们来洗澡时，便把衣服留在了湖边。牛郎发现最小的织女非常美丽，第一眼就爱上了她。在她洗澡时，他偷偷地拿走了她的天衣。织女们洗完澡，穿上衣服飞走了。但是最小的织女却被落在了后面，因为她没有天衣，而没有天衣她就不能飞。

       The cowboy offered to help the fairy. She thought the young man was so kind, and fell in love with him too. Though later the cowboy told her the truth, she was understanding and?sympathetic, and wanted to marry the cowboy.

       牛郎设法帮助了织女。她觉得这个年轻人很善良，也爱上了他。虽然后来牛郎告诉了她真相，但她理解并同情他，并想嫁给牛郎。?

       The weaver fairy could make very beautiful clothes of high quality, which made their life better and better. They were happy and later the fairy gave birth to one boy and one girl. They were the perfect family.

       由于织女能够做出相当精美的衣服，使他们的生活变得越来越好。他们很幸福，而后仙女生下了一男一女。他们的家庭和睦美满。

       However, before long the "heaven" found out about this. How could a fairy marry a human? That was forbidden in the world. The fairy's father and mother who were the king and the queen of heaven wouldn’t allow this, and sent out a team to get her back by force.

       可惜不久，天庭就发现了这一切。一个仙女怎么能嫁给一个凡人呢？在世间这是个禁忌。织女的父母是玉皇大帝和王母娘娘，他们决不允许这样的事发生，于是派出一队人马强行把她抓回来。

       The cowboy was chasing after the team that caught his wife, the weaver fairy. When he almost reached them, in order to stop him, the weaver's mum, who was the goddess queen of heaven, took off her hairpin and used it to draw out a milky river between them and the cowboy. The sad cowboy had no choice and watched the weaver fairy taken back to heaven against her will.

       牛郎拼命地追赶抓走他妻子织女的队伍。而当他快赶到他们跟前时，为了阻止他，织女的母亲，王母娘娘，摘下她的发簪，用它在牛郎和他们之间划出一条银河。悲伤的牛郎别无选择，眼睁睁看着织女不情愿地被带回了天庭。

       After that they missed each other so much that the fairy cried each day and would rather die. Finally the queen and the king softened their hearts and agreed that the young couple could get together once a year on July 7th.

       在那之后，他们无比思念对方，而仙女每日以泪洗面，甚至宁愿一死了之。最后，王母和天帝终于心软了，同意这对年轻夫妇每年的7月7日可以相聚一次。

       So on that night the birds called magpies would fly above the Galaxy and make up a "bridge" for them. The cowboy would take their children walking over the bridge and meet the weaver fairy in the middle.

       因此，在那天晚上，喜鹊们会飞到银河上空，为他们架起一座鹊桥。牛郎便带着孩子们在鹊桥上与织女相会。

       n fact the "cowboy" and the "weaver" in the myth are two bright stars on each side of the Milky Way, while the bull is a constellation in the sky we can see at?night. Every year on Qixi, people (mostly women) celebrate the festival and pray to the fairy wishing to have better skills in tailoring and also to gain some luck in love.

       事实上，神话中的“牛郎”和“织女”是银河两侧的两颗明亮的星星，而老牛则是在夜空中可见的一个星座。每年的七夕节，人们（主要是女性）都会庆祝这个节日，并向织女乞巧（祈祷），希望能拥有更好的女红（裁缝）技能，同时也祈愿能在爱情中获得一些小确幸。

英语故事小短文带翻译

       1、原文：

       ALionandamouseOnefinedayinspring，amousecameouttothelawnandenjoyedthesun.

       SurprisinglywhathethoughttobegrasswasactuallyLion'smane.Thelionawokefromhisnapandshouted.

       Whataluck！Iwashungryandamouseisinfrontofme！Ishouldeatyou！

       Please，Lion！Don'teatme！Ifyoujustletmego，Iwouldn'tforgetthis！

       What？Youwillrepayme？

       TheLionlaughedatthemouse.Buthepitiedthemouse，hesetthemousefree.

       Afterseveraldays，theLionwascaughtinahunter'snet.

       I'llbedead.Hesobbed.

       Lion！Don'tcry，I'lhelpyou！

       Themousecutthenetwithhissharpteeth.

       WhentheLionwassetfree，heshedtearsandsaid，thankyou，mouse.I'msorryIsneeredatyou.

       TheLionandthemousebecamegoodfriends.

       2、翻译：

       狮子和老鼠春季的晴天，一只老鼠来到了草坪上，享受着阳光。

       令人惊讶的是，他以为是草实际上是狮子的鬃毛。狮子从午睡中醒来并大喊大叫。

       “真幸运！我饿了，老鼠在我面前！我应该吃掉你！”

       “拜托，狮子！别吃我！如果你让我走，我不会忘记的！”

       “什么？你会还我吗？”

       狮子嘲笑老鼠。但是他可怜老鼠，他放开了老鼠。

       几天后，狮子被猎人的网钩住了。

       “我会死的。”他抽泣着。

       “狮子！别哭，我帮你！”

       老鼠用锋利的牙齿切开了网。

       狮子获释后，他流着眼泪说：“谢谢你，老鼠。对不起，我对你冷笑了。”

       狮子和老鼠成了好朋友。

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        篇一

       One year in the Eastern Han Dynasty, there was a serious famine in I-Jenan.

       东汉时的某一年，河南一带，饥荒严重。

       One night, a thief sneaked into Chen Shi’s house and hid himself on the beam. When Chen Shiwas aware of this, he got out of bed without haste, called his children and grandchildren to hisroom and said in a stern voice:

       一天夜里，一个小偷潜人陈宴家，躲藏在屋子的横梁上。陈宴觉察到后，不慌不忙地起了床，把儿女子孙们都叫到屋里，严厉地说:

       One must always restrain and encourage oneself no matter under what circumstances. Badmen were not born bad. It is only bee they don’t restrain themselves that they developbad habits and turn bad gradually. That gentleman on the beam is just a case in point.

       “一个人无论在什么情况下，都要克制自己，勉励自己。坏人，不是天生就坏，而是因为平时不克制自己而养成了坏的习惯，才慢慢地变坏的。那位梁上君子就是这样。”

       Much ashamed upon hearing this, the thief hiding on the beam promptly jumped down to theground, kowtowed and begged for forgiveness.

       躲在梁上的小偷听了，很惭愧，连忙翻身落地，磕头求饶。

       Chen Shi enlightened him by saying:

       陈宴开导他说:

       Judging from your appearance, you don’t look like a bad man. Perhaps you are driven bypoverty to steal. But you should carefully examine yourself and turn over a new leaf.

       “看你的样子并不像坏人，你这样做，恐怕也是被贫困逼出来的。不过你应当好好反省，改邪归正。”

       Then he immediately asked someone to bring two bolts of white silk to give the thief as apresent. The thief kowtowed and thanked him repeatedly.

       接着，他马上叫人拿来两匹白绢赠送给小偷。小偷不停地磕头致谢。

       Since then, very few thefts occurred in this locality.

       从此以后，这个地方很少发生偷盗的事情。

        篇二

       A long time ago, in Henan there was a young man named Le whose family was very poor.

       从前，河南有个青年，名叫乐羊子，家里很穷。

       One day, Le Yangzi picked up a piece of gold on the road.

       有一天，乐羊子在路上拾到一块金子。

       He happily took it home and gave it to his wife.

       高高兴兴地拿回家，交给妻子。

       His wife said in all seriousness:

       妻子却一本正经地说:

       "I heard that men with aspiration do not drink from the Dao meaning steal in Chinese Spring,and honest men do not take handout food.

       “我听说，有志气的人不喝盗泉之水，廉洁的人不吃磋来之食。

       Furthermore, picked-up money and things will stain one's moral character."

       何况，这拾来的钱物，会站污一个人的品德!”

       Hearing this, Yangzi was very ashamed of himself.

       乐羊子听了妻子的话，心里感到非常惭愧。

       So he threw the piece of gold away in the open field.

       就把金子扔到野外去了。

       This incident touched Le Yangzi deeply.

       这件事，对乐羊子的触动很大。

       He made up his mind to leave home and go to a faraway place to study under a master.

       他下了决心，离家去很远的地方，拜老师学习。

       One year later, Le Yangzi returned home.

       一年以后，乐羊子回到家里。

       His wife inquired why he returned so soon. Le Yangzi *** iled and said:

       妻子询问丈夫为什么这么快就回来了。乐羊子笑着说:

       "There is no other reason except that I, being all alone away from home, miss you so muchthat I e back."

       “没有别的原因，只是一个人在外面太想念你了，所以就回来了。”

       His wife turned pale at his words.

       妻子一听，脸色变得刷白。

       She took up a knife, ran to the silk loom, put the knife on the silk fabric woven from naturalsilk, and said to Le Yangzi in an agitated tone:

       她顺手拿起一把刀，奔到丝织机前，把刀放在蚕丝织成的绸面上，激动地对乐羊子说:

       "I reeled silk strand by strand from cocoons and, with the shuttle moving to and fro, weaved itinch by inch into this bolt of silk fabric.

       “这丝绸，是我从蚕茧缴成丝线，一丝一缕，一梭子来，一梭子去，一寸一寸地织，才织成这一匹的啊!

       Now if I should cut the fabric with the knife, all the previous efforts and time I've devotedwould be wasted.

       现在，我假使一刀割断这匹丝绸，岂不前功尽弃，白白地浪费了时间吗?

       While studying, you should always remind yourself that there is yet much more to learn.

       你呀，读书求知识，也应该随时提醒自己学得还很不够。

       Only in this way can you cultivate a noble moral character.

       这样才能养成高尚的品德。

       If you give up halfway, it will be just like cutting up this silk fabric at one stroke."

       如果你半途而废，那么跟一刀割断这匹丝绸又有什么两样呢!”

       Deeply moved by his wife's words, Le Yangzi bid farewell to her at once, went to the farawayplace, and made determined efforts to study hard.

       听了妻子的这番话，乐羊子深深地感动了。他马上告别了妻子，去远方发愤攻读。

       He had been away from home for a good seven years, and finally succeeded in his studies.

       整整七年没有回家，最后终于学成功了。

        篇三

       In the Jin Dynasty, there lived a man named Zhou Chu in Yixing.

       晋朝时，义兴地方有个人，名叫周处。

       Tough and fierce and fond of fighting in his youth, Zhou Chu was a big scourge in the county.

       少年时候，他强悍好斗是乡里的一大祸患。

       At the time, there was a ferocious dragon in the river and a fierce tiger in the mountain inYixing, which often injured and devoured people.

       当时，义兴河里有一条凶恶的蛟龙，山上有一头猛虎，经常残害百姓。

       Therefore, the people classed them together with Zhou Chu as "the three evils".Among them,Zhou Chu did the most harm.

       因此，人们把它们和周处并称为“三害”。其中，周处为害最大。

       Later, someone instigated Zhou Chu to go to the mountain to kill the fierce tiger, and to theriver to behead the ferocious dragon, in the hope of getting rid of two evils, leaving only one.

       后来，有人鼓动周处进山杀猛虎，人河斩蛟龙，希望能除去两害，只留一害。

       Zhou Chu went to the mountain alone, and sure enough, he killed the tiger. Then he jumpedinto the river and fought with the dragon.

       周处只身进山，果然杀掉了猛虎，接着又跃人河中与蛟龙搏斗。

       The evil dragon turned up and down, and went down for tens of li with Zhou Chu chasingclosely after it.

       恶蛟上下翻腾，直下几十里，周处紧追不舍。

       After three days and nights, the people all thought that Zhou Chu had died.

       过了三天三夜，百姓们都以为周处死了。

       They were jubilant and congratulated one another.

       喜出望外，互相庆贺。

       To their surprise, Zhou Chu had actually killed the dragon, went out of the water and returned.

       不料他竟然杀死了蛟龙，出水而归。

       Upon hearing that his county folk celebrated his death, Zhou Chu came to realize that he wasconsidered one of the evils of Yixing.

       周处听说乡邻们为他死去而庆贺，这才知道自己也被人当做义兴一害。

       He thus made his decision to mend his ways.

       萌发了悔改的决心。

       Thereupon, he went to Wu prefecture to seek the advice of the two noted brothers, Lu Ji andLu Yun.

       于是，他前往吴郡，求教名士陆机、陆两兄弟。

       When Zhou Chu came to the Lu's home, Lu Ji was out and he met Lu Yun.

       周处到了陆家，正值陆机外出，见到了陆云。

       He told Lu Yun the truth and expressed his wish to correct his faults and make a fresh start,but he was afraid that he was too old to acplish anything.

       他如实相告，表示要改过自新，又怕年纪已大，终究一事无成。

       Lu Yun encouraged him by saying:"The ancients would be gratified even if they came tothoroughly understand the truth in the early morning but died at night, let alone you with apromising future.

       陆云勉励他说:“古人清晨通晓事理，即使夜晚死去都感到欣慰，何况你的前程远大。

       Besides, so far as a man is concerned, the fearful thing is to have no aspiration.

       而且，对于一个人来说，可怕的是胸无大志。

       Why worry that you will achieve neither merit nor fame?"

       又何必担心功不成名不就呢?”

       Since then, Zhou Chu quickly and pletely corrected his faults and made efforts for progress.

       从此，周处蟠然改过，努力上进。

       The tale of "Zhou Chu Getting Rid of the Evils" has been handed down to this very day.

       “周处除害”的佳话，也就一直流传至今。

       　青年是多么美丽!发光发热，充满了彩色与梦幻，是书的第一章，是永无终结的故事。我精心收集了关于优秀的英语故事短文，供大家欣赏学习!

关于优秀的英语故事短文：Woman Shot

       　A woman decorating her Christmas tree Monday was shot in her left arm when a bullet went through her living room window. Police said the incident occurred about 5:00 p.m. A .22 caliber shell casing was found across the street from the victim's home. Police did not find a weapon in the vicinity.

       　Mrs. Wilma Johnson was treated at a local hospital and allowed to go home. A hospital spokesman said she should recover nicely. She is in her late 50s, divorced, and living with Bob, the older of her two adult sons. Bob wasn?t home at the time of the shooting.

       　Police will patrol the area more frequently as a result of this shooting. They don't know if the shooting was intentional or accidental. They are asking the public to help if they know anything. They interviewed the neighbors. One neighbor said he heard a gunshot, but in this neighborhood, he said, he was used to hearing gunshots.

       　The police also questioned Mrs. Johnson?s ex-husband, Joe, who lives three blocks away. Joe said if he was going to shoot at his ex-wife, he?d make sure he shot her in her butt. ?That?s a target you could hit from a mile away,? he laughed. Despite such remarks, the police spokesperson said Joe is not a suspect at this time.

关于优秀的英语故事短文：The Way to a Man?s Heart

       　Lina often asked Luke to dinner. Lina loved Luke, but Luke loved Lina?s cooking, not Lina herself. Lina accepted that for the time being. But she felt that, with enough meals and enough time, she would get her man.

       　Luke rarely stayed more than ten minutes past the last bite of dessert. Lina would ask Luke if he wanted to watch TV, or play cards or chess, or take a walk around the neighborhood, but Luke always declined. He always said, ?I?ve got to go.? They both knew that Luke didn?t have to go anywhere. All he ever did was go back to his apartment and read books or go online.

       　Tonight was probably going to be more of the same. But Lina was a patient woman. She loved to cook, and she loved to watch people eat her cooking. Tonight she prepared shrimp, fresh green beans, mashed potatoes, and asparagus. Luke ate everything with gusto. Then she brought out her homemade cheesecake with vanilla ice cream for dessert.

       　Luke asked, ?Are you trying to fatten me up for something? Every time I come over here, I have to eat celery and lettuce for a week to get back down to my normal weight.?

       　?Oh, stop exaggerating,? Lina replied. ?You enjoy every mouthful.?

       　?You?re right. I apologize. I love your cooking, and if you didn?t invite me over here, I?d be hurt and hungry.?

       　Lina watched contentedly as Luke devoured the cheesecake and ice cream. Someday, she thought, I will be his dessert.

关于优秀的英语故事短文：The Final Phone Call

       　?But I love you so much,? she said. ?I think I must be crazy. I can?t stop thinking about you. I want to be with you all the time. I want to marry you.?

       　?Maybe you are a little crazy,? he said. ?Although I think that?s part of being in love. But you hardly know me. I like you, but I?m not in love with you. I don?t think I could ever be in love with you.?

       　?Why not?

       　?I don?t know,? he lied. ?You?re not my type.?

       　?I?m not your type,? she repeated. ?What is your type? A woman with no wrinkles and a perfect body? A woman who is beautiful even when she wakes up? A movie star? Is that your type?

       　?No, of course not,? he lied again. ?I don?t know. I?m like everybody else?you?re either attracted to a certain person or you?re not.?

       　?So you?re not attracted to me?

       　?Well, I didn?t say that,? he lied a third time.

       　?I?m making a fool of myself. You might even be laughing at me. You don?t love me. You just said that you never could love me.?

       　?No, I said I could never be IN love with you,? he said.

       　?Love, in love.? What difference does it make any more? I apologize. It was nice of you to put up with me. Please forgive me for making a fool of myself and for bothering you. I will never call you again. I must try to forget you now. I am dropping out of school tomorrow; I can?t go there without thinking of you. My heart is so sad.?

       　She hung up. Alan walked outside. What was he supposed to do? He liked her, but he certainly didn?t love her. Lead her on with lies, or tell her the truth now?

       　There was a beautiful full moon. But he felt sad. He knew that Natalie was probably crying right now. She must be so lonely.

       好了，关于“英语故事短文”的讨论到此结束。希望大家能够更深入地了解“英语故事短文”，并从我的解答中获得一些启示。